Wednesday, January 23, 2002
At Doerr Furniture (pronounced 'door'), they do not sell Doerr's. They do have a couple of doors, but they are not willing to part with them. Don't ask. They do carry a line of office furniture called Hooker. The catalog for these items prominently reads,"Hooker Office." The people who work there do not find this as funny as I. Most everyone who works there also has jowels. Big jowels. They keep Chip's Ahoy cookies and Ritz crackers in the safe. I'm not kidding. I keep hoping they'll need me to test out the sofas and beds and compare their relative softitude and sleep-specs. No such luck. The longhair dude named Julian seems cool, but I didn't get to talk to him much. In case you are interested, lifting furniture for a living fucking sucks. Don't do it.
