my alarm clock goes off and i hit the snooze button. i repeat this function several more times with equal precision. finally, i realize that if i hit the button just one more time i will certainly be late for work. the first word that comes to my head for use in chastising myself for this little hint of sloth is "irresponsible". i sure told me.
there is, i see, absolutely no hope for me. please save yourselves from this benighted, faceless fate by which i've been consumed.

i don't particularly feel like making another attempt at humor, right yet, because "real" life is just too damn funny:
laugh
yourself
silly.