why .. . thank you, Swee' Daddy Kathe, for being such a true player. working for you girl, is like making money for having sex. hustle, hustle, hustle; that's what you always say. i know you hit me. i know you take all my money. but i also know that it's this ass keeping you in the gold teeth and pixie stix. if that ain't love, well, then i'm actually just a lame, white dude with too much free time.

Paul is a Madman

"Conrad Consulting?"
"Hey, Paul, it's Erik."
"Erik!!"
"What's up, dude?"
"Oh not too much. Is it up with you? Or, what's up with you?"
"Uhhh, neither."
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!"
"So, Paul, I was just wondering if you got the original copy of my time sheet in so I can come pick up my check."
"Why, sure I did. You can come and wrestle me for it."
"Uhhhhh, arm wrestle?"
"HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA. Whatever."
"Well, I'll be in a little after five, then. Thanks."
"Okay, Erik. See you soon."

Paul is a Madman

is living well really the best revenge, or is the best revenge a flaming bag of dog poo? heart says poo.