Not since Johnny Walker Lindh (yes, him) have I been so completely in awe of the size of another man's cohones; brass fucking balls; gonads of grand girth; whatever you want to call 'em.

Apparently the new capitol of Faghanistan is Eriksgotsnodicksburg. Nice one, Grandpa, really, but don't you think it's time you finally got some new material for these family get-togethers?

The real trouble with watching the movies linked from the middle of this japanese website sent to me by my friend Jason is that I don't think there is an adequate word to describe the feelings one gets from watching the movies linked from the middle of this japanese website sent to me by my friend Jason.