still on my list:

(ordered non-particularly)

• Creationists
  
• Donald Rumsfeld
  
• people who practice Wicca .. .um .. Wiccaneers?
  
• my ex-wife
  
• her dog
  
• "our" kid
  
• antiquated judges that uphold gender-biased, traditional views of child support that are culturally repressive and demeaning towards women in the long run (let's raise the bar, here, people!)
  
• people who say, "Lordy, lordy, feel like I'm forty!" with some conviction
  
• the rhythym guitarist from the Strokes (You know. The one always wearing that 'Velvet Underground' t-shirt? Seriously, dude. No shit. We get it)
  
• to this day, you can't prove that kid is mine
  
• the top brass at Fox, who regularly choose, on Sundays, to appease the assholes that care about football/baseball, rather than show favor to the assholes (ahem) who prefer Futurama/the Simpsons
  
• Osama Bin Laden