Do-It-Your-Damn-Self Dinners

Wow. You're really hungry, huh? Okay! How about we make some tasty baked bean sandwiches? Yeah?
You'll need:

• one can Bush's vegetarian baked beans
  
• two slices of whole wheat bread
  
• one slice of american cheese
  
• an iron will
  
• Zatarain's creole mustard

1. In a microwave-safe bowl, heat the beans in a microwave oven for about a minute, and put the bread in the toaster.
2. Remove the slices of bread and put the creole mustard on one slice.
3. Place the cheese slice on the mustard and spread four of five spoonfuls of beans on the cheese.
4. Give your pantry and refrigerator another "once over" to make sure that you absolutely do not have anything better to eat in the house.
5. Store the rest of the beans in the refrigerator. You'll probably have them for lunch tomorrow.
6. I never said it would be easy.
7. Put the 2nd slice of bread on top. Be sure to hold the sandwich horizontally, because beans have a tendency to drip.
8. Enjoy?!